Friday, June 26, 2015

MSG

Probably 1124967th attempt at writing. My writing is like some sort of exotic anti-wine, feels shittier every time I read it again. But then wine nahi "tu beer hai behenchod"? 

What's with auto-correct? Why the fuck does it translate bastard to bustard, or refuses to acknowledge fuck as a word? Why does it single out perfectly sane words with those red lines of disapproval? Passive aggressive fuck. It's like software has started moral policing now. What would be more horrible - AI destroying the world or forcefully implanting a sanskar chip in your head? 

P.S - Happy 10th, Reddit
P.P.S - Top Ramen too? It's like they just don't want me to cook. Only other culinary skill I have is boiling water - takers?

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