Thursday, December 24, 2015

Checklist # 01

Pre- SW:TFA

  • Watch Episode I-VI
    • Release Order - Check
    • Chronological Order - Check
    • Machete Order - Check
  • Play KOTOR - Check 
  • Watch Clone Wars & Rebels - Check
  • Read Star Wars Omnibus (Vol. 1-35) - Ongoing
  • Read Lost Stars (Spoilers?)
  • Make 5 people watch SW - Check

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

QOTD #01

If we call Radha sexy, it's offensive. If we call Laxmi a bomb, it's fun?

#Diwali'15?  

Wednesday, October 7, 2015

Encore?

A consultant walked into a bar 
(and asked...) 

"What's the take-away?"

I think I'll get fired some day. Or killed.

Monday, September 7, 2015

M23.612

Just got done with ACL reconstruction - have this weird urge to look for the ICD code in the Px database. FML.

Thursday, September 3, 2015

FREE! FREE! FREE!

Random mail from HR this week -

 "T-Shirt Distribution : Collect yo personalized T-shirts from XX today"

Wont' say I was surprised, but the only thing that came close to personalization was M/L/XL. 

Consulting, bitchez.

Friday, August 28, 2015

Wisdom

To the guy looking elsewhere while talking  -

"Kyun bhai hawa se baatein kyun kar raha hai? Chetak hai kya?"

Not sure if I should be sad or proud. 

Saturday, August 22, 2015

Friday, June 26, 2015

MSG

Probably 1124967th attempt at writing. My writing is like some sort of exotic anti-wine, feels shittier every time I read it again. But then wine nahi "tu beer hai behenchod"? 

What's with auto-correct? Why the fuck does it translate bastard to bustard, or refuses to acknowledge fuck as a word? Why does it single out perfectly sane words with those red lines of disapproval? Passive aggressive fuck. It's like software has started moral policing now. What would be more horrible - AI destroying the world or forcefully implanting a sanskar chip in your head? 

P.S - Happy 10th, Reddit
P.P.S - Top Ramen too? It's like they just don't want me to cook. Only other culinary skill I have is boiling water - takers?